From Media Matters I get this quote, you can fill in the blanks:
"___________is run by nothing but criminals."
"[I]t is so riddled with corruption that you cannot have a job and make money there. It is so riddled with drugs and corruption and mob that you cannot raise a family. It is a country that has been overtaken by lawbreakers from the bottom to the top. "
Pretty much anything works there, doesn't it? It's uncanny.